scalped gorillas

i doubled over laughing.
i had to grab the chair and
fall into it.
i laughed so hard i cried and
couldn't breathe.

i'm still laughing thinking about it.

i was cuttin' the guys' hair...
and well...it's too hard to explain...
but um.....wasn't thinking.....got mixed
up on what razor setting the thing was on...
was just too quick...

whhoooozzzzzz...
i just did this....this.....this.....
scalping thing to yo yo!!!!!!

i gasped the second i did it and then
doubled over.

josh who was walkin' around with bleach
all over his head howled. he just howled.

and yo....
god bless yo....
he started laughing really hard.

you know.
i am SO thankful yo isn't a girl right now.
he/she would burst into tears and then killed
me.

we fixed it.
yeah.
we made it okay.
you can't really tell.
oh man.
i'm still laughing.

when i could breathe again i tried to scold
josh for laughing. told him he wasn't much
help. he said there was nothing better then
hearin' me gasp like that when giving one
of his brothers a haircut.

it's the rich thing again..
it crept back in. as i tried to get the
laughin' under control....i realized once
again......i am the richest darn person
in the world....

i love these gorillas....
even the scalped one.