horton's whoberry shampoo

i was showerin' this morning and grinnin'.
i um love shampoo.
yeah.
when i was growin' up we had ONE kinda shampoo
forever. prell. always prell. never any
conditioner. and always prell.
that was fine. i didn't mind.
but honestly where was my parents' sense
of adventure???

when i grew up and got on my own and
started buyin' my own.....well......
i have more shampoo than any other person
on earth. i like all the different colors
and all the different smells. conditioner
too of course. and someone needs curly stuff
and one of us (ahem) uses stuff for colored hair,
and one uses drama clean...i love that name...
..and on and on it goes.

yo and i went grocery shopping one day together
and he did most of it. i was stuck in the produce
section. so we walked thru the store together to
make sure he got everything. he got everything
EXCEPT!!!

i walked by the special shampoo stand they had
out.

gasp!!

HORTON'S WHOBERRY SHAMPOO!!!!
yo yo!!! YOU DIDN'T GET THE HORTON'S WHOBERRY
SHAMPOO?!
which of course cost more than any other shampoo...
but we had all seen horton together at the theater...
how could he pass it up?!
where was his sense of adventure?!

when i brought it home, josh walked by the table
and picked it up and gasped.
HORTON'S WHOBERRY SHAMPOO?!!!

(he and i are so alike it's frightening!)

we still have it. it's been on the shelf a long
time. i'm the only one who uses it, i think.
where IS their sense of adventure?!